✦ official birthday transmission ✦
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
DANITAAAA
A tiny internet monument to you being born. Very serious. Extremely official.
best experienced with maximum drama & snacks
01 // annual report
another year of
surviving ✦
You survived work, uni, questionable decisions, and the exhausting responsibility of bullying Pascal.
proud of u, obviously.
02 // verified statistics
Danita
by the numbers
NOT FAKE
03 // soundtrack department
your tiny
birthday playlist
Five slots for songs that feel like you, remind me of you, or are simply too good not to force upon you.
✦ tap any track to open it, the cover art loads automatically
04 // briefly being serious
no pressure.
no motivational speech.
just this. ↓
for your
next chapter
I hope this year gives you more time to breathe, more reasons to be proud of yourself, and lots of small things that make you genuinely happy.
I hope you get a little closer to everything you want for yourself... at your own pace, without having to have everything figured out.
You deserve a year that feels lighter, kinder, and very, very you. ✦
05 // end of transmission
that's all.
bye.
Thank you for attending this extremely serious birthday experience.
ERROR: one (1) surprise still detected
JK.
I HAVE ONE MORE THING.
✦ this extremely valuable coupon grants Danita ✦
ONE DANITA
WISH
food? a game? something stupid you found online?
your choice.
TERMS & CHAOS: No expiration date. One small wish only. Not exchangeable for fifteen individual euros.
*Pascal reserves the right to say no if you try to buy €19.99 worth of drugs.
FOREVER*
happy birthday, Danita. go be iconic.